THE 393 STAGES OF GRIEF
HURRICANE ALEXANDER
The Detonation
The Delusion
The Dance
Diagonal Lines
The Coffin
The Smothering
The Spectrum
Different Shades of Gray
The Inside Scoop
The Confrontation
Conformity / The Dress Code
Fire & Smoke
The Gross Misconduct Chronicles
The Big Mess
The Moment of Clarity
The Borderline
The Baker’s Dozen
A Gross Kiss
Patience & Mundanity
The Distance
The Departure
The Return to …
Green, Green Grass
The Breakfast Menu
The Lingering
The Number Seven
The Horrors
Oblivion
The Emergency Exit
The Sigh of Relief
Trial and Error
Error
Guestimation
The Stage / The Performance
The Shed
The Staircase
The First Frost
The Forest
The Pills / The Bottles
The Background Noise
Addiction
The Noose
The Floor
The Second Pair of Keys
The Birds
The Big Red Barn
The Audacity
The Broken Window
Mania
Momentum
The Great Migration
Hurricane Season 1
Dust Settling
Feet Dragging
The Deep Blue Sea
Fragility
Panic
Frustration
Addiction
Confliction
Bouncy Castles
The Passenger Seat
Happy Hour
The DareDevil
The Deeper Meaning
Flowers & Boxes
The Lottery
The Sauce on the Side
The Call to Action
Relapse
The 2nd Call to Action
Relapse
Addiction
The Last Laugh
The Ladder
The Malignant Tumor
Rumors
Rhythm & Rhyme
The Wrong Direction
The Avalanche
The Rape Scene
Rock Bottom
I Forgot What I Was Going To Say
The Midnight Snack
Violins, Violins, Violins
The Swamp
The Rock Wall
Pollution
Potential
Everything Looks Like a Hammer
Everything Looks Like a Nail
The End of the Driveway
Private Property
The Protagonist
The Princess
Gold Rush
The Diva
The Dogs are Hungry / The Dog’s on Heat
Sex Swing
Moshpit
101 Dalmatians
The Hard Dick
The Soft Dick
Something In Between
Mush
Cockadoodledoo
The Rooftop / The Fear of Heights
The Fever Dream
The “SLURP!”
The Dried-Up River
Diagnostic Criteria
Excessive Skepticism
Paranoia
Hurricane Season 2
The Grudge
The Garage
The Grinch
The Wheelchair
The Windchimes
Stolen Toilet Paper
Maximum Dissociation
Imaginary Friends
The Façade
Questions, Comments, Concerns
Concerns, Concerns, Concerns
The Gridlock
The Alleyway to the Back Parking Lot
The Pocket Knife
The Dumpster Dive
Black Ice
The Octopus
Low-Hanging Fruit
The “SLOSH!”
The Ugly Unicorn
The Obscure Orbit
The Cheese Platter
The Struggling Artist
The Shape-Shifting Bitch
The Package of Crisp & Crunchy Edibles
Snake Skin
The Lazarus Species
The Wherewithal
Immaculate Conception
The Misbehaving Bartender
Hurricane Season 3
Dispersal
Self-Vandalism
The Squirt Gun
Mayhem & Mischief
Carnage
Kepler’s Law
The Zipper
Fright Fest
The Middle Finger
The Pointer Finger
The Fried Pickle
The Treadmill
Hyper Density
I Saw Mommy Crying
The Toolbox
A Long Piece of Tape
The Wrench
The Pliers
The Prying
The Vacant Room
The Dissection
The Belt Buckle
Tonic Water
The Bubble Bath
The Hangover
The Lights are On but Nobody’s Home
Rat Trap
The Big “SPLAT!”
SPIDERS
Sharp Objects
The Secret Obsession
Promiscuous Superficiality
The Foggy Mirror
The Puddle
‘The Monster Inside’ Gets Bored
A Swirl of Empty Signals
The Hibernation
The Forever Death
The Dive Bar
The Trip Sitter
The Day I Set My Foot On Fire
The Cave Within a Cave
The Black Stone
The Witch
The Itch
The Stench
The Ant Hill
The Poisonous Cookie
The Hospital Corner
Lightning (No Thunder)
The Lie Detector
The Leaf Blower
A Particular Sadness
The Self-Inflicted Wound
The Loner
Thunder (No Lightning)
The Leaky Faucet
The Last Straw
Some Lemon Zest
The Jigger
The Bomb
The Reaper
The Dock
The Deception
The Distraction
The Security Footage
The Wildcard
The Bad Trip
The Junkie
The Sit-Down Meal
The Upstairs Neighbor
The Outskirts of the Spiral
The Decoy
“Oh Crap!”
The Entrance to the Maze
The Curveball
The Scab
The Bluff
The Bird-Dog
The Art of Illusion
The Eye of the Storm
The Series of Unfortunate Events
The Same Sadness
The Stupidity
The Shame
The Same Sadness, but Sadder
The Ice Machine
The Vitamin Craze
Spiritual Bender
The Library Card
The Pair of Rubber Gloves
The Devil’s Advocate
The Bastard
The Burden of Creativity
Bad Luck?
The Brick Building
The Need for Speed
An Erratic Tempo
ACCELERANDO!
The Trombone Solo
Mask-Making
The Scam
The Surgeon
The Other Mother
Some Unfinished Business
The Retaliation
The Fermentation
Public Indecency
The 4-Minute Mile
The Faux Pas
The Snarl
The Gag
The Vomit King
The Consequences
The Path to the Stream
Sock Puppets / Stuffed Animals
The Balancing Act
Wishbone
The Ax
The Taxidermy Butterfly
The Overdose
The Prostitute
The Paper Airplane
The Others
The Losers
The Beehive
The Hot Dog Stand
The Body Bag
The Big Squeeze
The Deep, Deep Hole
Defeatism
Nihilism
The Depression Room
The Bedside Table
The Last Sip of Vodka
The Heimlich Maneuver
The Green Dragon
Viticulture & Enology
The Self-Medicated Slump
The Sinking
The Wailing
Sour Candy
Something Fishy
The False Start
Knock-Knock … “Who’s There?”
Razor Burn
Resentment
The Comparing Game
The Liquor Store
The Glove Compartment
The Microscope
Passive Suicidal Ideation
Ketamine
The “KICK”
The Creative Breakthrough
The Tantrum
The Bad Bitch
The Big “BANG”
The Backlash
The Peasant
The Sand Castle
The Straight Jacket
The Plastic Spoon
The Cold-Blooded Creature
Hurricane Season 4
Concrete
Steel
Wax
Wool
The Pull-Out Couch
The Purge
The Plunger
The Prisoner’s Wet Dream
The Duty of Disclosure
The 3rd Call to Action
Relapse
The Suicide Note
The Doll Collection
Two Choices
The Spectacle
A Mysterious Package
A Really Expensive Piece of Furniture
The Accumulation
Artificial Intelligence
The Vacuum
The Leftovers
The Glare / The Squint
The Joke That Didn’t Stick
Spontaneous Sin
The Abortion
What if the Bird Song Was Louder Than the Traffic?
Erasure
Exotic Fruits
Symbolism
Variation
Orientation
The Cognitive Clock
The Paradox of Free Will
The Missing Pieces of the Puzzle
Absurdity
A Certain Type of Negligence
Ping-Pong
The Playground
The HandyMan
“It’s Raining, But I Don’t Believe That It Is”
The Farmer’s Market
The Popcorn Bucket
The Cocoon
The Happy Accident
The Spa
The Telescope
The Firework Show
Date Night at the Sperm Bank
The 8 Ball
The Blueprint
The Patterns
The Double Rainbow
Critical Analysis
“Something’s Biting Me …”
A Story Worth Telling
Attitude, Attitude, Attitude
The Hyacinth
The Paradigm
The Windmill
The Silk Sheets
The Deep Clean
Chess
Goosebumps
The Archive
The Proof is in the Pudding
The Fruit of Your Labor
Good Posture
Voice
Vision
The Tapestry
The Peonies
Forgiveness
The Spider Web
Checkmate
Prevention & Reflection
The Ascension
The Same Sadness, but Lighter
The Same Sadness, but Lighter
A Purposeful, Accessible Pain
The Superstructure
The Megamonster
The Kaleidoscope
Illumination