30 MINUTE ROUGH SLAM BEAT POETRY — SUPER INTENSE SUPER REAL — WISH YOU WERE THERE. HERE IS THE SCRIPT:

What’s happening? …

Wait … What’s going oooon? …

What’s happening? …

What’s going oooon?

What … What …

What … white fucking jock boys like strap to jock lick fat toys to fake bums done play dumb 

and play with this pussy baby deer pop beer batter fender bender season Bet you thought you knew better Better come up with a REASON!

Remember how his legs done folded, WOW …  

Funny how a big body’s so little now … beyond the me beyond the how … I can hardly see you now …

Because I kicked him when he was down

Because I was kicking him when he was down

And I was kicking him when he was down

And I kicked him 

And I kicked him

And I KICKED!

Well, The pain aint no picnic

So get your dick slick

You’ll wanna lick this

I said the PANIC aint no picnic 

Ya dip shit

Go take a big shit? fart noise

Garden 

Hard-on

Parsnip

My hard dick

His armpits

His black tooth

The hard truth …

Clothes on the floor I can’t see the floor

Dishes in the sink I can’t see the sink 

Voices in my head I think I might be dead

I think I might be dead I can’t get out of bed

And the podcast woman said depression’s a place

What does that mean? My body’s a waste of space 

Can’t face myself I waste myself

I CUM IN MY MOUTH 

I TASTE MYSELF!!!

Oh Fuck I got goodluck; I wanna fuck you in the butt

Oh Fuck I got goodluck; I wanna fuck you in the butt

dryheave & get fucked fall over 

And then my hubby comes home from the doctor crying 

And so now I gotta act like I’m not dying I’m lying

Saying what’s a matter baby? (X10)

Do you think he knows I’m crazy?

I say:

What’s a matter baby?

But in my head I’m thinking 

LOVE IS LIKE LEMONS 

Ooh so sour! I love to see you pucker … Sucker! 

I’m Sorry! (SLURP!) I’m Sorry! (SLURP!) I’m Sorry! (SLURP!) (!!!)

It’s just funny 

because every word you say changes you,

It changes you,

I’m changing you

I’ve changed, I promise,

Really, I’ve changed

I’VE CHANGED!!!

I’M following the leader into my own distress

I’m a big, BIG boy in a very little dress. 

Just an absolute mess

Imagine the rest

They say don't hate the gate, hate the keeper; 

Because the truth doesn't deny the seeker.

Monday morning with the tweakers, 

It’s NEVER been bleaker. 

I follow the leader into my own darkness,

I thought you said you want this

You want this, right?

You said you want this, right?!

Well …

WHAT’s the plan?

No sleep

No peace

No plan

No hourglass, No sand

But I can be your man …

I can be your man, I can be your man, I can be your man … MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN 

MAAAAN that wasn’t love, those were HATE tears

Drank like eight beers in the crack den back rooms 

Big black couch with no back to the crack room 

We do shrooms

A little sugar sure

Little sugar pop syrup sure

I mean that’s what the mans asked of me 

That that’s what the man was asking of me 

Little old me?

Can you hold my gin tonic while I pee?

I asked God for a reason to give up, but I just keep finding reasons to continue.

(It’s kinda funny at this point)

Like, REALLY, What’s the point?

I … I … I …

Dogs sneak creep snake

I crouch deep leech ache

Godspeak’s my New-speak my black eye my black beak

Dead birds on the headlines and 

Monster feces click and get greasy

Tick click tack tail noose

Careful bitch, Hurricane’s on the loose

He’s a bushbaby water rat, 

Backstage where the baddies at.

You have to fuck the whole world and then you’ll see;

I fucked the world, shoved my dick in a tree.

Splinters in my penis let Mother Nature know that I mean it.

I shoved a stick up my ass and rolled around in the grass.

Go shove a stick up your ass and roll around in the grass.

“Bring out your dead!” CLAP-CLAP

 “Bring out your dead!” CLAP-CLAP

“Bring out your dead!” CLAP-CLAP

 “Bring out your dead!” CLAP-CLAP

I remember that shed

I remember that bed

Remember what he said?

I put my nails on the table and scrape OFF the mess. 

Hands on the table I scrape OFF the mess 

I’M A MESS

I been-down ben-dover 

scratch down crouch DOWN and pinch … 

GOD makes you feel every inch.

Every inch, every day?!

I am art in every way.

I am art in every way.

I want to die every day.

Wait, what did he just say?

What am I even saying?

I’m just an up-and-coming artist

I need money for beer drugs and hookers

I’m a hooker

Just ask the booker 

IM A HOOKER

I’m a looker

You need some sugar?

And what if I put my body like this? HUH?! 

What if I put my body like this – OOHH!!

I put my body in a shape and 

I move it like this 

I’M PISSED

A kiss for you – MWUAH!!

A kiss for you – MWUAH!!

A kiss for you – MWUAH!! 

SHUT UP!

I’m sorry for being a bitch, do you wanna see my tits?

CUE THE FUCKING SMOKE

I said cue the fucking smoke… cue the smoke cue the smoke cue the smoke

SMOKE!!!

Please, please, please … don’t leave me alone.

pleeeeease

I mean, I really tried to be a good person

Look at me smiling!

Look at me dancing!

Look at me prancing!

I mean, I really thought that I could be good.

Give me the hammer!

Give me the hatchet!

How are you?

I’m good I’m good I’m good I’m good!!

But then something else happens

And everything else is gone.

What’s the name of that song?

I’ve been out on that open road …

What’s the name of that song?

(humming tune)

What’s the name of that song?

I just can’t stand being myself anymore

PASS ME THE HAMMER!

but that doesn’t mean I want to be you;

God forbid I end up being you!

ACHOO!

(blows nose)

God forbid I end up MEETING you!

But I met you

OUCH!!

But I met you

OUCH!!

Sign my boobs, scrape my hog,

Nuzzle my gape, grey area rape

I can be my own grudge

I can be my own bite

You can be my lynchpin

That’s Tina’s delight.

That’s tina’s friend molly 

That’s monkey that’s holly

I need some more crack

I need some more crack

I need some more crack

DO NOT BITE BACK, I said

I SAID I DIDN’T TAKE ANY PICTURES!

 CUE THE STROBE LIGHT 

Not of the 

butter stamp

the belly roll

the jelly lamp

the wooden ruler

the flying saucer

the cup and saucer

the soviet jewelry case

the case-closed ball-licking

the balloon clock

the crack attic

the wastepaper basket

the flax kit

the drumstick 

the drum-shaped basket flower

the twin towers

the mini-mart road sign

the sign language interpreter fail meme gif reel pull

the soap dispenser

the whiskey on the rocks

the shoreline

the anal beads

the train tracks

the painting above the furnace

the finances 

OUCH!

the finances 

OUCH!

And listening to the clock tick;

(tongue clicking)

I’d like to watch you lick my dick!

the number 2 pencil

the blue stain

the brown stain

the check engine light

the Woodstock green

I just want to scream!

CUE THE SPOTLIGHT!!

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO LEAVE

What’s happening?! What’s going on?!

It’s so weird… it was like you were just here … but you were here, no you weren’t … so where were you??

I’m starting to remember

The mind is like an animal on heat 

Come down from the mountains, that’s the bird 

And that’s the bird's beak 

You said your cockring’s too tight

You said you can’t feel your feet?

Mind’s like an animal when we’re high:

Tigers and lions and bears, Oh my!... 

I guess I DO know how it feels to die …

And when we were tops-off on the kitchen floor 

Sixteen on the kitchen floor

Have you ever sucked dick before?

I mean, it’s a funny world, but I’m not laughing. 

In fact, I think I might cry:

Lions and tigers and bears, OH MY!

What can be said about what can’t be said?

Don’t you fucking dare forget about courage –

You have to be courageous.

AHHH

Let your life fall apart and BE the art – 

Let it be outrageous.

AHHH

Feed the fire in your soul,

and know that it’s contagious

AHHH

I’M SO FUCKING FED UP

I’M SO FUCKING FED UP

Guess I won’t reap what I sow …

I REAP

My body REEKS

I REAP I REAP 

I STREAK across the stadium

I reap, I REAP

I streak, I stay with a grunt in the back of my throat

COUGH-Cough(coughing fit)

IIIIIII …

MOUNT the bird's body (body count mounting)

I mount my flying baby real quick sticky sex

We’re mounting the bird to boards bored fucking 

screwed up pliers wires denial I 

mount

the bird’s body and I

mount

the bird’s body perches there and how I like it 

rough 

on the

night

stand

hard

wood

night

stand

hard

one

night

stand

OUCH!

OUCH SCRATCH

SPLAT CRASH

Bash me in from the inside baby 

Baby bitch which

Ones the martyr

Oh What’s the matter

you thought you were smarter !????

Crash that scratch that

Bash me in baby,

But I’m a lady.

I got

Nicotine Brain what’s new what’s the same.

I used to want to blow my brains out with a gun

Now I’m like there is no brain that’s new

That’s the same as if anyone’s having fun.

Nicotine brain while the masses suffer.

Mephedrone brain now the masses suffer.

I Just blew my nose and blood came out 

That’s not nice, I’m at work, stomach

hurts, so then what’s worse: 

Drug addiction or admitting I miss him?

What’s happening?! What’s going on?! 

\\\It’s so weird… it was like you were just here … but you were here, no you weren’t … so where were you??

I don’t know what the fuck is happening can someone tell me what the fuck is going on I mean Hi! 

Hey how are you oh thats so cute that’s so good that’s so true. 

Oh that’s so cute that’s so good mmm that’s delicious. EW! That’s so true.

I don’t know what to do. 

You put dirt in your mouth 

and had the audacity to ask me 

what’s that taste

OH I wanna punch you in your face! 

Sometimes in this summertime heat,

Ya just need a nice ice cold beverage to help ya cool down 

Espresso martini 

Espresso martini 

Teeth throat eyes twitch

Deep throat birds Bitch

That’s the snap; (SNAP!)

That’s the crack; (CLAP!)

Snap; SNAP!, Crack; CLAP

I WANT MY MONEY BACK (SCREAM!)

They say don’t die while you’re alive, 

I said believe me I’ve tried

You put dirt in your mouth and have the audacity to ask me what’s that taste

Oh I wanna punch you in your face 

I put mud in my mouth and all on my face

Open my mouth so I can taste the mace

Smile then switch, life’s a nasty bitch

I pull my hair out my face out my balls out my waist

Hair out My face so I can Taste the mace

Teeth throat eyes twitch

Deep throat birds Bitch

THAT’S THE SNAP! (SNAP!)

THAT’S THE CRACK! (CLAP!)

Snap; SNAP!, Crack; CLAP!

I WANT MY MONEY BACK (SCREAM!!!)

THE CLOCK TICKS SLOW

IM A LADY

IM ALL ALONE 

IM CRAZY

THE CLOCK TICKS SLOW 

OH MY BABY 

IM ALL ALONE IM CRAZY 

THE CLOCK TICKS SLOW 

OH MY BABY 

IM ALL ALONE IM CRAZzzzzzzY!!…..