EVERY MANY HAS HIS PRICE

2024 — KREUZWERK, BERLIN

4 bowls, 4 different cereals, 4 models, 4 masks, 1 garbage bag, a roll of tape, and a bunch of metal poles.

PERFORMERS NOTES: 

\Think of yourself as a PRISON GUARD in the beginning\

\Think of yourself as a rabid ROBOT DOG towards the end\

1. ENTRANCE – BAG DRAG & ARMY SALUTE

  • Lift garbage bag (with Hurricane inside) onto stage

  • All-together drag bag (slowly) in circles/zig-zag around stage – bent legs, look like you’re pulling something heavy

  • Deposit bag in center stage

  • Grab dicks+balls with both hands, walk to positions on side of stage

  • Army salute, facing inwards, legs together, chest up & out (good posture)  

CEREAL FRONT LINE – QUEUE => Hurricane pounds on floor (Bang!)

  • Complete pose by saluting, slowly lowering arm in half-circle

  • Move to positions in front of stage

  • Stand in a line, hold dick+balls, legs apart

  • When, and only when, Hurricane is fucking the cereal, Point at him => stiff arm, shakyhand, tense body

  • When he´s not fucking, return hands to dick+balls

DOGGY STYLE – QUEUE => Hurricane CLAPS (Clap Clap!)

  • When Hurricane claps, shoulders fall forward(quick)

  • Pick up bowl, Dump out the cereal in center stage 

  • Bring bowls to side of stage

  • Take positions on hands and knees, like a dog, face towards audience

  • “Sneeze” occasionally

CRAWL – Queue => Hurricane finishes head piece and stands up

  • Crawl in a circle around Hurricane

  • Crawling starts super slow, jerk-like

  • Accelerates into a fiendish, crazy wild crawl speed

FINALE – Queue => Hurricane falls forward into doggy position

  • FREEZE – Stop crawling. DO NOT MOVE, hold pose for a hot minute

  • Slowly melt/slither your way to the front of the stage

  • Heads on the edge, facing Hurricane, bellies down

  • Wait for Hurricane’s command to finish; besides that, just lie there